once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
i like to imagine that danny knew this whole time and was avoiding scott and his buddy’s weird supernatural misadventures on purpose
he was probably like “shit no i am not messing around with those guys anymore they might get me bitten by a werebird or activate some secret dormant hawaiian superpowers i just want to make first chair in band im not here for that buffy the vampire slayer life”
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
I Really Don’t Want To Care About That As Much As I Do (But I Do)
or fall out boy song